1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,045 -(keys jingling) -(lock turns) 2 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,683 (sighs) 3 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,054 ("Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler playing) 4 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,328 * Where have all the good men gone * 5 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,764 * And where are all the gods? * 6 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,235 * Where's the streetwise Hercules * 7 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,904 * To fight the rising odds? * 8 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,840 * Isn't there a white knight * 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,512 * Upon a fiery steed? * 10 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,914 * Late at night, I toss and I turn * 11 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,750 * And I dream of what I need * 12 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,652 * I need a hero... * 13 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,755 (chuckles) Perfectorooney. 14 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,057 Oh! Hmm. 15 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,293 * 16 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:10,070 BARB (imitating ghost): Ooh...! 17 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,572 (regular voice): It's a ghost! 18 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,706 (chuckles) 19 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,308 Nah, just kidding. 20 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,776 I'd like you to meet... 21 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,479 ...Filmbert! 22 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,248 What is that? 23 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,882 Did you steal a checking machine from the airport? 24 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,451 He is an automated camera. 25 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,053 -Wait, what? -Sacramento chose our branch 26 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,422 to test this handsome little guy out. 27 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,858 It allows customers to take their own photos, 28 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,660 and it uploads them straight to the database. 29 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,728 -Isn't that neat? -No, that's not cool, Barb. 30 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,064 That's literally my job. What else am I supposed to do? 31 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,767 Oh, you can just, like, hang around here, and... 32 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,835 make sure customers know what button to press. 33 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,704 Are you kidding me? What, you want me to just stand around? 34 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,872 Or you can sit. Your call. Meanwhile, 35 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,276 it's my last day with the boot. I get it off today. 36 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,577 So, boop. 37 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,378 You want to get in? 38 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,446 Aah! 39 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,848 I can finally sleep laying down. 40 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,853 Whoo! Aah! Too soon, Barb. 41 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,826 (muttering) Whoa. 42 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,428 What is with the sweats? 43 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,762 Did you come from a "divorced dads 44 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:09,930 at soccer practice" meeting? 45 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,399 VIC: Or are you auditioning 46 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,834 -to play Black Rocky? -That's Creed. 47 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,868 -Oh, yeah. -GREGG: No, 48 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,170 I raced into work this morning 49 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,505 because Tanya bought me 50 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,440 a really nice gift for our anniversary. 51 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,609 Aw. That's so sweet. 52 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,576 No, it's not sweet. 53 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,278 We had a pact: no gifts. 54 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,614 And then I went to do my fake workout 55 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,015 in the garage this morning, 56 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,518 and I found a brand-new fly fishing rod. 57 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,286 Oh, and you love fishing. 58 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,821 This can only mean one thing. 59 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,323 It's an act of war. 60 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:38,158 Exactly. She's gonna lord this over me all year long, 61 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,428 unless I get her something better by tonight. 62 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,996 And I can't get anything delivered by then. 63 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,334 She's good. She's damn good. 64 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,636 Can I ask, what is the fake workout? 65 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,539 I take off my shirt and stare at myself in the mirror. 66 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,677 That's Renee friggin' Montgomery. 67 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,679 -Who friggin' what? -Renee Montgomery, former 68 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,315 -pro basketball player. -GREGG: Yeah, she played for UConn, 69 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:04,318 -WNBA, and don't say... -Aw, cute. 70 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,553 -...that. -COLETTE: Cute? 71 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,388 She's won multiple championships, 72 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,691 -and she co-owns the, uh, Atlanta Dream, right? -Yeah. 73 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,361 Wow. Look, I'm not one of those guys who thinks 74 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,430 he could beat a female professional athlete. 75 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,031 I know I could. 76 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,567 I played varsity hoops in high school. 77 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,069 All six years. (grunts) 78 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,438 -I'm so sorry. Can we... can we go back? -Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,907 You think that you could beat Renee Montgomery... 80 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,209 (laughs, snorts) Sorry. 81 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,245 ...at basketball? 82 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,180 Colette, it's science. 83 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,549 Men are better athletes than women. 84 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,385 Yeah, just like men are better drivers, 85 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,119 and-and men are better at math. 86 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,921 And what else did you say the other day? 87 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,555 Uh, burping on command? 88 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,024 (burping): Science. 89 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,026 Well, that's disgusting on two levels. 90 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,396 -Gregg, back me up here, man. -Pass. 91 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,598 Which women can't do on the basketball court, 92 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,634 or in triglenom... or in "triglegeometry." 93 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,069 "Triglegeometry"? Triglegeom...? Trig... 94 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,405 Trigonom... "Triglenometry"? 95 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,374 Yeah, "tricklenometry." That's it. Say that. 96 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:03,544 -"Triglenometry." -Yeah. Don't hurt yourself. 97 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,946 * 98 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,392 AUTOMATED VOICE: ...at window number six. 99 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,661 You know, a quarter turn would really hide 100 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,596 that chin you've got. Just... 101 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,365 Okay. Fine. 102 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,601 Ah, ah, ah, ah. Back up, buddy. Back up. All right. You think 103 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,970 you're better than me? Prove it, skank. 104 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,806 * 105 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,114 Ugh! They're all great. 106 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,016 You know what? You got lucky, okay? 107 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,652 I have perfect symmetry, so... 108 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,454 I see the two of you are getting along. 109 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,456 This is a disaster. How could you bring in the Terminator? 110 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,457 -Aw, I think he's cute. -Wake up, Barb. 111 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,626 This is just the beginning of robots replacing us. 112 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,894 What, did you grow up in a barn? 113 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,329 Hmm, not grow up, per se. 114 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,431 We did summer in one for a couple years. 115 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,533 Till the accident. 116 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,569 It's just a trial program, like the clinical study 117 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,170 we had to do after the accident. 118 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,406 Well, you should've told Sacramento no. 119 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,207 It's not that easy, Ceci, okay? 120 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,809 There's a lot to consider when you're manager. 121 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,144 Yeah, you should have considered us, your employees. 122 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,481 This is a delicate ecosystem, and it takes a lot of hard work. 123 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,749 You can't even fix the leak above window 11. 124 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,452 Uh, you think you can do a better than Barb? 125 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,988 Yeah, like I told you when you got manager instead of me. 126 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,291 But now that I've seen you do it for such a long time... 127 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,826 I'm certain of it. 128 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,160 -Then have at it. -Hmm. 129 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,797 I'm going to the doctor to get my boot off, 130 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,832 and you're in charge till I return. 131 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,266 Great. Love that for me. 132 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,702 Soon you'll see 133 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,838 that heavy is the chest that wears the vest. 134 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,207 AUTOMATED VOICE: Now serving G-50 at... 135 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:46,146 Hey, yo, Adrian. (laughs) 136 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,649 Yeah! (laughs) 'Cause you... 137 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,082 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't get it, either. 138 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,185 Vic... Vic told me to say it. 139 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,087 What are you doing rummaging through the lost and found? 140 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,624 I'm trying to find a last-minute anniversary gift. 141 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,058 I could have sworn 142 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,127 there was a Citibank umbrella in here somewhere. 143 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,129 For your wife of 35 years? 144 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,531 -Yeah. -Gregg. 145 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,066 Oh, this will work perfectly. A radio. 146 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,536 No. That's a CPAP machine, mate. 147 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,871 Look, I'm a great gift-giver, okay? 148 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,005 -Hmm. -I'm gonna help you. 149 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,373 I will help you brainstorm. 150 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,444 -So, um... all right. -Okay. 151 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,379 -When you think about your wedding day... -Yeah. 152 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,115 what is the first word that comes to mind? 153 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,884 Why? 154 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,523 -(grunts softly) -Vickleback, wake up. 155 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,493 -Huh? -I told Renee that you said 156 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,763 you could beat her. Turns out she's free right now. 157 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,465 -Now? Now? -Yeah. I mean, I wanted 158 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,300 to get a workout in today, so I thought we'd play. 159 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,735 And then I'd work out. 160 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,872 You sure you want to hoop it up in the DMV parking lot? 161 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,074 Oh, no, no, no, she's down. 162 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,876 She is so down 163 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,244 that she's at the core of the earth, mining tungsten. 164 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,781 Someone left a Popular Science in the ladies room. 165 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,450 -Hmm. -RENEE: If I had a nickel for every time 166 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,919 a guy said that he could beat me, 167 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,354 I'd have an NBA salary by now. 168 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,856 Look... 169 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:07,260 would love, but I've got a slight footgear "ish." 170 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,096 If it weren't for these darn boots. 171 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,899 -They're gator, so... -Oh, they're gator. 172 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,568 -They're gator. -Gator skin boots. 173 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,969 -No worries. -I know. Ugh. 174 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,938 Because she has a spare pair of sneakers. 175 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,373 Turns out you're the same size. 176 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,275 -Let's go. -I don't want... Aah! 177 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,977 Gator boy. 178 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,079 -Hmm? -Okay. Okay. 179 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,648 Cool. Sounds good. 180 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,182 -Does sound good. -VIC: Get some cardio. 181 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,086 Yes... 182 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,589 No! How is it tied? 183 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,991 (Vic grunting) 184 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,127 That's game. Aw. 185 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,795 Yes. Come on, Renee. 186 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,597 -That's my girl. -RENEE: I got you. 187 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,098 -Please. -RENEE: Let's go. 188 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,801 COLETTE: Crush him. Kill him. You can do this. 189 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,337 -(grunts) Ha! Yes! Here we go. -What? 190 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,172 -(chortles) -All right, you got lucky. 191 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,974 Where I come from, there isn't any luck. 192 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,576 Just hard work, dedication. 193 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,344 This is a free workout, boy. 194 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,012 Rip, tear and repair. You know what I'm saying? 195 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,548 -RENEE: What are you talking about? -No, no, no. 196 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:05,052 Oh! That's game. Whoo! 197 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,420 That's what I'm talking about. 198 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,222 Uh. Uh. 199 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,991 Oh, men are back, baby! 200 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,394 Men are back. Woo-hoo! 201 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,964 -Go back. Uh. -Yeah. 202 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,098 -Oh, my God. -I don't even know what this is. 203 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,105 * 204 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,409 Ah. Papa's home. 205 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,244 How'd your little management experiment go? 206 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,380 You need a shoulder to cry on? 207 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,582 This vest is moisture-wicking. 208 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:39,587 Oh, hi, Barb. Good to see you back on two feet again, but, uh, 209 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,388 no, all's good in Ceci's hood. 210 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,990 Why's it so quiet, and... (sniffing) 211 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,492 Why does it smell like I'm getting a massage at the mall? 212 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,494 Oh, that would be the calming diffusers I put out. 213 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,764 Yeah. Bergamot to provide optimism. 214 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,432 -It's already taken hold. -Uh, would you... 215 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,601 Thank you. 216 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,168 Sweet Kevin Bacon. 217 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,338 Humanity in the waiting area? 218 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,273 -Mm-hmm. -MALE BRITISH VOICE: Now serving C-49 219 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,876 at window number three. 220 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,344 Is that Peppa Pig's dad? 221 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,746 I changed the PA system 222 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,280 to something a little more charming. 223 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,318 You know? It's called superior management. 224 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,287 Oh, I also staggered the break schedule. 225 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,089 The employees love it. 226 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,126 Well, anyone can handle a few hours in the saddle, okay? 227 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,962 (chuckles) It takes time to gain management muscle. 228 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:25,498 And apparently, calf muscle. 229 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,367 -Aah! Barb. -Ugh. 230 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,569 Drop those curtains. I don't need to see that. 231 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,904 (shudders) 232 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,572 You really don't think I could handle more? 233 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,207 How about you give me till the end of the day? 234 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:37,410 Unless you feel... threatened? 235 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,646 (laughs) 236 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,548 Unthreatened is my middle name. 237 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,316 Not legally. It's Jason. 238 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,818 Okay, great. 239 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,054 So, uh, you go, rest that foot. 240 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,622 There's got to be something I can do to help. 241 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:53,426 Why don't you babysit R2-D2 over here? Bye. 242 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,229 The average wait time is nil minutes. 243 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,131 Cheerio. 244 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,201 The... Is the hoop regulation or...? 245 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,103 I just... 'Cause I kind of thought... 246 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,672 I mean, do you think Vic bought it? 247 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,106 I wanted to give him 248 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,009 one win before... the end. 249 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,011 The end? 250 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,181 Vic's dying. He told me on the court. 251 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,849 It's so sad. 252 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,952 That is... 253 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,621 amazing! 254 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,523 (laughing): Oh, yes. 255 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,560 (laughing): Why are we celebrating? 256 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,363 You really don't have a picture 257 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,800 -of the two of you that you can frame? -No. 258 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,135 Tanya doesn't like the way her arms look in pictures. 259 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,270 -(scoffs) -Or my face. 260 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,306 What about a-a bouquet of roses? 261 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,008 Roses? Are you kidding me? 262 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,375 Then she'd have to wash out a vase. 263 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,344 -I'll never hear the end of it. -Dude. 264 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,546 Dude, I thought you were good at this. 265 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,216 -This only leaves one option. -Okay. 266 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,218 -You write her a card. -A card? 267 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,552 You mean, like, with words? 268 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,821 -Yeah. Yeah. -Ugh. 269 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,488 You tell her how you feel. 270 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,657 How her beauty and her grace 271 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,927 is unparalleled. 272 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,662 And how taking this ever-winding journey together 273 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,098 is the best decision of your life. 274 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,100 Hmm. 275 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,202 Ooh. 276 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,572 -A Hello Kitty watch from a claw machine. -(scoffs) 277 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,208 This is what I'm talking about. 278 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,777 -(scoffs) -Words. 279 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,712 Ugh. 280 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,180 So you're gonna come up here, and then you're g... 281 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,749 Yeah. Then you're gonna press that but... 282 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,583 -Okay. -(camera shutter clicking) 283 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,719 Good job. (laughs) 284 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:29,022 Hmm. Not great to feel unneeded, is it, Barb? 285 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,891 As long as the customers are happy. 286 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,592 Mm-hmm. Sure. 287 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,328 Hey, hey. Hi. Can I share? 288 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,798 This has been such a pleasant experience. 289 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,333 -Thank you. -Thank you. -I was here last month, 290 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,702 and it was, like-- ugh-- hell on Earth. 291 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,106 But today has been such a delight. Hard rec. 292 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,975 -Aw. -Aw. -Seriously, last time, 293 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,509 it was, like, worse than the post office. 294 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,344 Okay, thank you, ma'am. 295 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,246 Thank you so much for your comment. Take care. 296 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,382 -Yeah. All right. -No worries, Barb. 297 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,851 It's just a trial program. 298 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,820 You're only killing it because of the delicate ecosystem 299 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,521 that I created. 300 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,026 And can un-create. 301 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,895 (snickers) 302 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,798 Oh, sorry, Ceci. 303 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,800 Let's see how you manage now. 304 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,968 (chuckling) 305 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,603 D'oh! Winona Ryder! 306 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,338 -(man groans) -Oh, my God. Sorry, Ken. 307 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,207 VIC: Ugh. 308 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,143 This must be so awkward for you. 309 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,646 Mm. What can I say, Vic, other than you were right? 310 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,450 You are better than a legendary WNBA player. 311 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,819 She did come close. 312 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,520 You gals will get there someday. 313 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,323 -You good? -Awesome Town 5000. 314 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,860 It's so weird, because Renee said you're dying. 315 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,798 Colette, there's something that I need to tell you. 316 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,200 (coughing) 317 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,136 Oh. 318 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,371 Get out. We got a rematch. 319 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108 -Your ball, little man. (laughs) -(groans) 320 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,177 (wheezing): Is that all you got? 321 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,711 (laughing) 322 00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,712 BARB: Ugh. 323 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,414 It's like a pixie stick 324 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,416 compared to a hot dog. 325 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,518 -It's like this one's feeding off that one. -CECI: Barb? 326 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,321 Barb! Quick! (groans) Your turn to manage again. 327 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,991 -Oh. Come into some trouble? -Yeah. 328 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,593 It's, uh... it's giving Walmart on Black Friday out there. 329 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,962 BARB: Oh, no, Ceci. 330 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,230 There's a stampede. What happened? 331 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,699 Oh, well, the leak stopped, so I reopened window 11, and now 332 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,902 everybody's fighting over who gets to sit there, and... 333 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,570 -I was here first. -BARB: Because 334 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,138 window 11 is the best seat in the house, 335 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,673 because you can feel the AC 336 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,808 but you can also connect to the Costco Wi-Fi. 337 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,078 -I-I didn't think of that. -Of course, because 338 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,679 everyone's fighting, and no one's covering their windows. 339 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,614 I know, and the customers are yelling at me, 340 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,149 "I hate you, manager!" And you know what? 341 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,684 I'm losing my voice yelling back at them. 342 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,552 And I just... I thought I could handle this. 343 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,388 I guess being manager 344 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,223 is not as easy as you thought. 345 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:47,560 So, the lesson we learned today is... 346 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,163 I suck. 347 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,033 Ceci, no. 348 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,002 Hoover Dam it, Barb. 349 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,337 You Barbed too hard, as usual. 350 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,571 (sighs) 351 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,378 Oh, please let this be my Groundhog Day. 352 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,846 * 353 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,816 * Run it up, run it up * 354 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,985 * Run it up, run it * 355 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,355 * Go, go, go, go, go... * 356 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,656 Yes, Renee. You're my girl. 357 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,491 Get it going. Let's get it going. 358 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,593 Vic, let's see some hustle. 359 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,195 * They might call me a winner * 360 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,497 * Knock 'em down yelling "timber"... * 361 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,699 -(grunts) -Too easy. 362 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,501 * In the post, I deliver * 363 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,572 I, uh, took the liberty of wrapping the watch for Tanya. 364 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,975 And I thought I would include some kind words, as well. 365 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:38,011 GREGG: Wow. Noa, 366 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,380 this is actually really nice. 367 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,915 But turns out Tanya didn't get me the gift. 368 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,717 The fishing rod belongs to my brother. 369 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,687 -What? -Yeah, he accidentally sent it to my house. 370 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,123 -You can still give it to her. -And what, 371 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,526 set a precedent? What's next, Christmas, birthdays? 372 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,762 -Hey, Gossip Girls, there's a game to watch. -What? 373 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,630 Vic is getting destroyed. 374 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,699 * Run it up, run it up... * 375 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,434 -Oh. -Oh. -Hot. 376 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,570 I need a time-out. 377 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,372 -Yeah, we get one, right? -(Colette laughs) 378 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,706 What? 379 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,808 -Come on. It's ten-nothing. -Yeah. 380 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,710 -Let's just call it. -No, no, no. 381 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,946 No mercy. Not-not for him. 382 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,381 I mean, I feel bad. 383 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,984 I think he actually might die now. 384 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,418 You're going to leave this place, 385 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,786 but then I have to stay here, 386 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,654 working with him, listening to him 387 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,057 go on and on about how women can't drive, 388 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,059 they can't take a joke, they can't open a jar 389 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,427 of peanut butter. I mean, I had 390 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,762 just put on lotion. (sighs) 391 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,898 I know this is just a game. 392 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,702 But I am, like, the only female driving examiner here, 393 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,936 and so it... 394 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,806 This really means something to me. 395 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,075 You know? And... 396 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,710 I got you. 397 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,577 Let's go. 398 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,647 -Oh. So strong. -Yeah. 399 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,149 Let's go, gator boy. 400 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,650 -Let's go. -COLETTE: Time-out's over, honey. 401 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,185 Shot clock's on. 402 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,821 Okay. (panting) 403 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,824 I get... That's... 404 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:58,992 Come on. (grunting) 405 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,560 Aah! 406 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,997 Oh, my God. 407 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,566 -Are you okay? -Colette. 408 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,935 -It's my ankle. -Oh, no. 409 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,170 You're gonna have to finish him. 410 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,938 No. No. I'm... I'm not a baller. 411 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,874 -I'm-I'm a driving examiner. -Look, you're up by ten. 412 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,510 You only need one basket. 413 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,312 -And one basket is-is... -Okay, listen. 414 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,681 I can say this because I have a longstanding relationship 415 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,984 with the brand. Just do it. 416 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,586 Give me the ball. 417 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,522 You got this. 418 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,957 -Yeah. Yeah. -Okay. 419 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,359 -I can do it. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 420 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,296 -So, you're subbing in for her? -Yeah. 421 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,431 -(laughs) -Yeah, I am. 422 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,400 -Sweet. -Watch this. 423 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,668 Okay. 424 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,903 * 425 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,914 -(thud) -(car alarm wailing) 426 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,516 -(Vic chuckling) -Sorry. 427 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,552 Oh. This is gonna be great. 428 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,454 Is that your Jetta? 429 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,657 Hey, I saw six of those bags 430 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,194 in the trash on the way in. 431 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,563 And, no judgment, I just wanted to see if you're okay. 432 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,566 I failed my real estate exam. 433 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,703 -I found out this morning. -Real estate exam? 434 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,539 -I thought you were trying to be a court stenographer. -No. 435 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,074 -I could never find parking downtown. -Oh. 436 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,642 Besides, that was, like, two things ago. 437 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,243 God, I thought I at least had this job, 438 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,678 and then in comes your robot friend. 439 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,847 He's not a friend, he's just an employee. 440 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,382 Well, he's better at taking photos than me, 441 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,950 and you're better at managing than me. 442 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,685 Actually, I'm not, Ceci. 443 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,721 I fixed the leak on purpose. 444 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,956 I knew what was gonna happen. 445 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,426 Wait. You sabotaged me? 446 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,693 I felt threatened. 447 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,929 Which is probably what you felt 448 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,232 -about the photo machine. -Yeah. 449 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,734 Barb, if he takes my job, I don't know where I'm gonna go. 450 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,602 You're going nowhere. 451 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,804 And I mean that in a positive way. 452 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,940 Hey, you will always have a place here. 453 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,408 And if you are interested 454 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,644 in management, I will recommend you up the chain. 455 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,379 Aw. Really? 456 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,214 Hard pass. Your job is a nightmare. 457 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,183 Oh, my God. All the complaining. 458 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,817 I mean, people have all these wants and questions 459 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,786 and-- ugh-- ideas. Are you kidding me? 460 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,488 No thank you. No. I just gave up. 461 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,390 I let everyone go watch Vic play basketball 462 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,991 against some WNBA player out back. 463 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,460 -What? -Yeah. 464 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,794 What's her number?! 465 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,630 -Of her jersey. -She wasn't wearing her outfit. 466 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,400 Aw. 467 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,802 I don't see your friend anywhere. 468 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,704 She got hurt. 469 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,607 Oh! Renee Montgomery! Oh... 470 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,941 This might sound weird, but 471 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,378 is there an age cap for towel girls? 472 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,146 -COLETTE: No! -(Vic laughs) 473 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,481 GREGG: You know, I was thinking, I'm gonna give this gift 474 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,915 to Tanya after all. 475 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,651 I can't wait to see the look on her face. 476 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,019 I-I think you mean, 477 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,621 "I can't wait to see the look on her face." 478 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,158 No. You know the feeling of inadequacy I've had all day? 479 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,926 Well, if I give her this present, 480 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,061 she'll feel that way all year. 481 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,530 It's the gift 482 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,632 that keeps on not giving. 483 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,368 Maybe I don't want to get married. 484 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,870 No. You do. 485 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,306 (Vic grunts) 486 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,241 -(Colette whining) -(chortling) 487 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,142 Whoopsie! 488 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,345 That's ten in a row. 489 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,746 All tied up. 490 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,616 -You got this, Colette. -I don't. I don't at all. 491 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,750 VIC: Next bucket wins. 492 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,984 You want this? 493 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,653 -Yeah, I do. -Too slow. No. Uh-uh. 494 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,955 Oh, you want it? Just take it. 495 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,391 -Don't you want it? Well, then just... (grunting) -Give me the ball. 496 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,859 -Whoa. -Oh, come on, get up. 497 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,896 -(gasping, exclaiming) -Oh, my God! 498 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,735 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who shot that? 499 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,702 You did! 500 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,737 Oh, my God. I won! 501 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,340 -No. -I won! I won! 502 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,809 You're the oldest little girl I ever inspired. 503 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,311 I'm gonna be a good sport about this. 504 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,379 No. 505 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,913 Starting tomorrow. I win. You lose. 506 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,148 I'm the best. You suck! 507 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,450 Eat it. 508 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,218 Yeah. Who am I? 509 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,220 Who am I, riding a little pony? 510 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,755 Yes. Yes. 511 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,056 Oh, my God. 512 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,725 Can't believe I spent all day at the DMV. 513 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,726 (chuckles) 514 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,562 I got to get out of here. 515 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,430 Okay. 516 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,603 Wait, did she fake her injury so that I could have a win? 517 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,171 Okay, women are awesome. (chuckles) 518 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,706 VIC: Renee. Hey, Renee. 519 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,207 -Will you sign my ball? -Oh, yeah, no problem. 520 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,642 Thanks. 521 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,947 -Here you go. Yeah. -Thanks. 522 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,617 "Loser"? 523 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,487 God, I love her. 524 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,393 Ooh, Ceci. Glad I caught you. 525 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,960 I've been thinking, and... 526 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,796 I should have fought harder against the photo machine. 527 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,931 No, it's okay. I realized you're in a really tough spot 528 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,366 -as manager. -I don't think 529 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,001 Big Sac's gonna take Filmbert back, 530 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,271 but I do happen to be very accident-prone. 531 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,172 Oh, I know. We all know. 532 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,908 You've had your foot in a boot for a year 'cause you stepped 533 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,376 -on a rock weird. -Which is why 534 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,045 it wouldn't be that odd if I were to be walking by 535 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,280 and suddenly... 536 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,648 (rocking, creaking) 537 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,683 (groans) Aah! Carmen San Diego! 538 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,085 -Oh, my God, Barb! Is that your good foot? -Ow! 539 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,020 Yow! 540 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,788 Oh, just got the boot off! 541 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,390 Roll him off me! 542 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,958 Call Barb Sr! (shrieking) 543 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,534 Captioning spon